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Santa Claus Jokes

Get ready to giggle! These funny Christmas jokes and puns for kids include laugh-out-loud one-liners about the North Pole’s most notable characters. Read Santa jokes, elf jokes, snowman jokes, reindeer jokes and more so you can entertain friends and family all season long!

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?

It looks like it might rain, dear.

What does Santa use when he goes ice fishing?

A North Pole.

Where does Santa stay on vacation?

In a ho, ho, hotel.

Why was the elf scared of Santa?

Because he was claustrophobic.

Who wears red and white and says, OH, OH, OH?

Santa Claus walking backwards.

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

What do you call a shark dressed in a red and white suit?

Santa Jaws.

How do you know Santa is good at karate?

Because he has a black belt.

Who is Santa’s favorite rock and roll singer?

Elfis Presley.

What do you get when you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

What do you call Father Christmas when he is at the beach?

Sandy Claus.

What is one of Santa’s favorite sporting events?

North Pole vaulting.

Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?

Santa Claws.

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

Santa Paws.

What do you call Santa when he doesn’t move?

Santa Pause.

What did Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?

It is time to hit the sack.

Scout Elf Jokes

Why were the elves cold on Christmas morning?

Because it was Decembrrr.

What did the doctor give the elf after he hurt his leg?

A candy cane.

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper.

What do elves study in school?

The elfabet.

What did the pancake say to the elf who was stuck?

Looks like you are in a sticky situation.

What do elves call funny jellybeans?

Jollybeans.

Why did the elf stash his guitar in the fridge?

To get a cool sound.

What did the elf say to the mermaid?

‘Tis the season.

How many donuts did the ballerina elf eat?

Tutu many.

What kind of music do elves listen to?

Wrap music.

What did the elf say when he saw the mermaid?

Long time, no sea.

What is an elf’s favorite Christmas present?

A broken drum it can’t be beat.

What do elves put out at the North Pole when they are doing road work?

Snow cones.

What kinds of photos do elves take?

Elfies.

What kind of bread to elves use to make sandwiches?

Shortbread

What does the elf say when Santa is taking attendance?

I’m present.

Why did the elves ask the turkeys do join their band?

Because they had the drumsticks.

What does the elf use to write on the blackboard?

Chalkolate.

What is an elf’s favorite sport?

Miniature golf.

What kinds of cars do elves drive?

Minivans.

What kind of money do elves use?

Jingle bills.

Why did the elf get mad?

Because he had a short fuse.

Snow Jokes

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosty Flakes.

What medicine do snowmen take when they are feeling ill?

Chill pills.

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

You’re cool.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

Frostbite.

What do snowmen do on the weekend?

Chill out.

What did the elf sing at the snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What is a snowman’s favorite dessert?

Ice krispies treats.

What is the snowman’s favorite part of the school day?

Snow and tell.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

The abdominal snowman.

How does the snowman get around the North Pole?

By icicle.

What is a snowman’s favorite food?

A brrrito.

Why was the snowman searching through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf?

You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead.

What is a snowman’s favorite drink?

Iced tea.

What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

Snow.

What’s the most popular dance at the North Pole?

The snowball.

What did the snowflake say to the leaf?

You’re so last season.

General Christmas Jokes

Why do mummies love Christmas?

Because they wrap really well.

What do fish sing during the holidays?

Christmas corals.

What is a pancake’s favorite Christmas carol?

You butter watch out; you batter not cry…pancakes are coming to town.

What did the gingerbread use to make his bed?

Cookie sheets.

What’s special about the Christmas alphabet?

It has Noel.

What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

Because he had no body to go with him.

What did the cow say on Christmas morning?

Mooey Christmas.

What do monkeys sing during Christmas?

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

What do you call a dinosaur who lives at the North Pole?

Santasaurus.

Why is it cold during Christmas?

Because Christmas is in Decembrrr.

What do you call a Saint Bernard caught in a windy North Pole snowfall?

A chilly dog.

What is a reindeer’s favorite snack?

Candy corn.

During Christmas, what is red, white and blue?

A sad candy cane.

What decorations do reindeer place on Christmas trees?

Hornaments.

What do fruit say during the Christmas season?

Have yourself a berry little Christmas.

What is the weather forecast on Christmas Eve?

A 100 percent chance of reindeer.

What was the drummer doing on Christmas morning?

Rocking around the Christmas tree.

What did the kitten say on Christmas morning?

Meowy Christmas.

What did the fruit say on Christmas Eve?

Orange you glad tomorrow is Christmas?

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?

Because they always drop their needles.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the hair salon?

For a trim.

What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

Ornamints.

Why was the Christmas tree sick?

It had tinsellitis.

What did the sheep say on Christmas morning?

Fleece Navidad.

What did the gingerbread man say when he saw his new house?

It’s sweet.

What did the peanut butter say to the grape during the Christmas season?

‘Tis the season to be jelly.

Why didn’t the rope get any Christmas presents?

It was on the knotty list.

Why do cats take a long time to wrap Christmas presents?

They want them to be purrfect.

How do fish decorate for the holidays?

They hang Christmas reefs.

What’s a reindeer’s favorite game?

Stable tennis.

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